Week 12 Power Rankings

1. sKittles or Breece’s (9-3)

Owner – Manoaj Kandiakounder

Last Week – #1

Good teams taking care of business has been a theme this week, and Manoaj is no exception even from an inspiring performance from Ramanan. Having Jalen Hurts is a full-blown cheat code as he torches teams for 25 points per game. While depth may be an issue towards the end of the season and playoffs, the stars may align for Manoaj to finally win the championship.

2. Najee Germany (8-4)

Owner – Nikhil Ramesh

Last Week – #4

Nikhil has owned Chinmay this season, and story continues. Scoring 100 points before Monday night football, and getting 30 points from Josh Allen – these are signs of a true playoff contender. With Christian Watson stashed on the bench, one of the deepest teams in the playoffs seems to be getting hot at the right time.

3. Brady 4Ever (7-5)

Owner – Parth Patel, Amit Dommeti

Last Week – #2

You just love to see when Kyler Murray scores 20+ points. Just like the Cardinals season, Parth and Amit have a heartbreaking loss in a nail-biter of a matchup versus an inferior opponent. Fortunately, this shouldn’t happen any more times, so playoff aspirations should not diminish with the sizable lead over the rest of the league.

4. Gay Christians (8-4)

Owner – Arpan Bhavsar

Last Week – #6

Fraudulent wins are still wins and outpacing .500 teams is the key to success. Arpan has firmly planted himself in the playoff hunt and will likely make it even if he loses the rest of his games. While his roster might be carried by a few standout players, injuries have a chance at causing an upset in the first round.

5. Amon a Roll (7-5)

Owner – Vikas Molleti

Last Week – #5

Vikas has officially won the Courtland Sutton for Aaron Jones trade and making huge moves with this new toy. It’s crazy to say, but a 120-point scoring day was not the highest on the day, but producing one of the most balanced outputs on the week has this team pointed in the right direction with a convincing win over a better opponent. We might see this potential rematch in the playoffs…

6. Ayush Football Team (7-5)

Owner – Ayush Jha

Last Week – #3

Hmmm, wut? One of the favorites of the playoffs gets blown out cleanly?? Ayush follows up back-to-back victories with a sad performance with Johnathan Taylor rounding out the night on Monday Night Football. A clear lock for a middle seed in the playoffs, Ayush certainly needs to follow up on a better showing to have confidence for the first round.

7. Sequester Grundleplith JD (6-6)

Owner – Keshav Ravi

Last Week – #7

The five game winning streak has finally come to an end, and in emphatic fashion while scoring 80 points. With a huge letdown spot from most of the WRs, QB, and D/ST, Keshav likely isn’t feeling great about his team moving into week 13, and will need at least one more win to ensure that he makes the playoffs just to play one of the best teams on the year.

8. This Justin: My Zach Ertz 😦 (6-6)

Owner – Matt Lord

Last Week – #8

These are the sort of wins a team needs to get into the playoffs – decisive over weak competition. An extremely all-round performance from the entire team, good production from the bench, and even some decent production from Jacoby Brissett, you can tell that the lack of bye weeks really helps Matt.

9. Kiss my McManus (5-7)

Owner – Vik Nandala LastName, Vivaan Patel

Last Week – #9

Praise Josh Jacobs, without this dramatic 3 TD performance, the win was nowhere in sight. It’s very poetic to say, as a team that has a similar record to the Raiders sits at the bottom of the standings and is struggling to make it out of the consolation bracket. However, this win may be just the ticket.

10. Score a TD Boston (4-8)

Owner – Nikhil Ramanan

Last Week – #11

Ramanan doesn’t make it any easier on himself to sneak into the 8-seed, and now has an uphill battle to climb, as the 9^th place team took home a win this week. Relatively average day here, players that needed to play well played well, and those that were reaches in the first place struggled. If this is the norm, a 100-point performance should be enough to keep Ramanan out of last place.

11. Wilson and Wilson Law (3-9)

Owner – Chinmay Kulkarni

Last Week – #10

Things have gone from bad to worse, and there’s nothing to blame but poor ownership. Garrett Wilson’s potential 20 points sitting on the bench makes like extremely difficult for a team struggling to get out of 11^th place and seems to be stuck as the teams above start to win games. Look for this team as a contender for the punishment.

12. Pitt of DispHarris (2-10)

Owner – Noah Rickles

Last Week – #12

Ahh Derrick Carr, this guy has been with more teams than a Las Vegas hooker. Now someone just needs to love him for what he is. This week Noah did classic Noah things – posting zero points in the TE slot. It’s honestly surprising that a team like this even manages to post 80+ points. With Darnell Mooney out for the season, this paper thin team will struggle to get out of the consolation.

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