1. sKittles or Breece’s (8-2)
Owner – Manoaj Kandiakounder
Last Week – #4
If there’s something that Manoaj is addicted to, it’s putting players on IR. In fact, I would bet that in Manoaj’s perfect world, he would not even like to play fantasy football but just store pointless players in his IR spot. That being said, we unfortunately we have to give this team credit. Even without a very convincing victory over a bad team, Manoaj still manages to hold a one game lead over the second place team barring tiebreak. Is there a fraudulent stench on the overall one-seed, just like its Eagles dominated roster? A streak of 4-straight wins seems to suggest otherwise.
2. Brady 4Ever (7-3)
Owner – Parth Patel, Amit Dommeti
Last Week – #2
We live in the world where Jacoby Brissett is the starting QB on the highest scoring team in the league, while Kyler Murray goes and spends Veterans Day online. Without the bench depth of other teams, the starting cast stands out as one of the best in the league, with top-10 talent littered all over the roster. While securing one of the most impressive victories of the season over top-end talent, Brady 4Ever is channelling its namesake with some championship level play.
3. Ayush Football Team (6-4)
Owner – Ayush Jha
Last Week – #5
Performance of the week goes to Ayush, scoring 120 points, and most notably getting what he paid for in his first overall draft pick. While not the deepest team, Ayush’s team will stand as an upset-worthy, looking to make some noise to the championship. With Patrick Mahomes carrying the team and nearly scoring 25+ points each week, no team screams pure points potential like Ayush’s combo of Tyreek and Taylor. It’s crazy to think, but Jeff Saturday may have unlocked some pure winning potential.
4. Najee Germany (6-4)
Owner – Nikhil Ramesh
Last Week – #3
The year is 2117, Annabeth Wahman Noah Rickles is directing her newest blockbuster, Inter-National Treasure, a movie about discovering a hoard of start-able running backs under the streets of Munich, dating back to the first NFL game played there. Ramesh’s team is the classic case study of stashing amazing running backs while throwing random darts at 2 WRs, and then inevitably complaining in the first round of the playoffs when Dameon Pierce and David Montgomery score a combined 3 points. Jokes aside, this is a really good team. One of the deepest teams in the league, scoring some of the highest PFs, and being in the clear contender category. A weird off-week against one of the best teams in the league is nothing to worry about, and still leads the large pack of 6-4 teams in the tiebreaker. As long as Ramesh doesn’t make any ownership mistakes, this is a top-4 seed lock.
5. Amon a Roll (5-5)
Owner – Vikas Molleti
Last Week – #6
After years of what seems like fantasy football failures, has Vikas finally put together a good team? Stop me if you’ve heard this before but the standard Vikas line of – “mY TeAm hAs a lOt oF PoInTs fOr bUt i hAvE ThE MoSt pOiNtS AgAiNsT”? Oh how the turn tables… Vikas stands with the least PA in the league and 4th most FR. While this team is not bad, are they really good? Vikas has managed to siphon off multiple players from Chinmay’s team only to become a middling team. Now if only he picked players in the fantasy draft as well as he picks NFL wins every week…
6. Gay Christians (6-4)
Owner – Arpan Bhavsar
Last Week – #1
Hot Seat: The Catholic Church, cause Gay Christians somehow won in one of the worst scoring matchups of the week. Arpan is squarely in the fraud conversation, with one of the lowest PF, lowest PA, while still managing 6-wins. Being the definition of boom-or-bust, CMC’s presence is the guiding light likely leading this team into a bottom playoff seed. Regardless, a tougher week 11 matchup and limited time to make a run make these upcoming weeks makes this an increasingly critical period for this middling team.
7. Sequester Grundleplith JD (5-5)
Owner – Keshav Ravi
Last Week – #12
A few weeks ago, Keshav was like, “cHiNmAy, My tEaM Is bEtTeR ThAn yOuRs”. Well the joke is over, cause you scored 86 points this week (let’s agree to forget about our matchup). There are a few people in this world that live rent free in my head – LeBron, Tucker Carlson, and most notably Kirk Cousins. If I make an award called the Kirk Cousins Memorial Fantasy Team of the Year (KCMFTOY) Keshav’s team deserves this award, especially for being a perfectly average team, still rostering Kirk Cousins, likely having some crazy talent team, but losing in the first round of the playoffs as a 7-seed. Few things to note, starters Juju and Dallas Goedert are both out, so we’ll see how Keshav adapts.
8. This Justin: My Zach Ertz 😦 (5-5)
Owner – Matt Lord
Last Week – #9
League commissioner can correct me, but Matt probably wins the award for most number of failed trade negotiations this year. And even with the few trades he’s made, Matt has led one of the weirdest crafted teams to a .500 record. The theme here seems to be good players on bad teams, and somehow scoring 110 points this week with the entire Lions RB core and 2 Bears players. I think this team is placed perfectly in the standings, as a bubble team.
9. Kiss my McManus (3-7)
Owner – Vik Nandala LastName, Vivaan Patel
Last Week – #7
I talked about Vikas’ yearly complaining, now this team takes the spot. Terrible record, good amount of PF, but some of the higest PA in the league, we can say that there could be bad luck. However, FAILING TO EVEN SET YOUR LINEUP FOR THE WEEK…? We truly are a Mickey Mouse league, and I’m ashamed the the commissioner doesn’t dock future draft picks. Self inflicted wounds only lead to consolation.
10. Wilson and Wilson Law (3-7)
Owner – Chinmay Kulkarni
Last Week – #11
If the fantasy season was 100 weeks long, this team would inevitably be one of the best teams in the league. While overall stats, PA, and PF are not anything to write home about, the random resurgence from players like Jeff Wilson, Garrett Wilson, Travis Etienne, and the entire Bengals roster that somehow gets started every week has lifted some of the spirits of this team. Needing to likely win out over the upcoming weeks, don’t be surprises if we see a run from this season-long bottom feeder.
11. Score a TD Boston (4-6)
Owner – Nikhil Ramanan
Last Week – #8
This might be by far one of the weirdest teams in the league. With a plethora of backup RBs, 2 TEs from the same shitty team, 2 kickers, and OBJ to round if out, this team isn’t even a clown, it’s the full circus. Ramanan’s future son is going to ask him, Son: ‘Dad, I want prime Russell Wilson’, Ramanan: ‘Son, we have Russell Wilson at home’ *points to Geno Smith*. Wow ok, I’ve done too many verbal memes in a power ranking. TLDR this team is trash.
12. Pitt of DispHarris (2-8)
Owner – Noah Rickles
Last Week – #10
If there is something deeper than the love for my homies, it’s the Pitt of DispHarris. Scientists say that if you dig to the center of the Earth, you would be in perfect free-fall, stuck in this purgatory state of never again reaching the surface of the Earth and losing your first-overall draft pick to the IR. As the defacto worst team in the league, Noah has seemingly lost all sense of direction, focus, and intelligence, having a higher scoring bench than his starters. Adding flame to the fire, IR resident Elijah Mitchell, who shouldn’t even be in the IR spot, outscored ALL starters on this team. Fortunately this is a Mickey Mouse league so Noah will not have a punishment.
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