Week 10 Power Rankings – Haiku Edition

First look at Cam Newton in a Carolina Panthers jersey

1. 2 Girls 1 Kupp (10-0)

Owner – Satwik Nandala, Vivaan Patel

Last Week – #1

"No questions needed
Cooper Kupp is a cheat code
GOAT status achieved"
- #1 RB and WR

2. DoubleTrey Hotel (8-2)

Owner – Manoaj Kandiakounder

Last Week – #3

"Manoaj is awesome
But he keeps getting free wins
Likely second seed"
- Tying Games

3. mcKISSic MY bASS (6-4)

Owner – Noah Rickles

Last Week – #4

"Mahomes is good again
Why did you not start Pollard
Should be playoff bound"
- Believing in Niners RBs

4. Ayush Football Team (6-4)

Owner – Ayush Jha

Last Week – #2

"Mike Williams sucks
and the Browns defense got clowned
No consistency"
- Not starting a D/ST

5. Cook out (5-5)

Owner – Keshav Ravi

Last Week – #6

"Holy shit Keshav
but you have built quite a team
Elite running game"
- Using the 'likely to trade' option

Award – Top Score of the Week

6. Waddle House (5-5)

Owner – Nikhil Ramesh

Last Week – #5

"New England Ramesh
Shitty wins are still a win
Middle playoff seed"
- Bill Belichick's Dog

7. This Justin: I Hate Carolina (5-5)

Owner – Matt Lord

Last Week – #9

"Don't make me believe
But Matt came back from the dead
Most dangerous team"
- Christian McCaffery

Award – Team of the Week

8. Foster the Peoples-Jones (4-6)

Owner – Chinmay Kulkarni

Last Week – #7

"The Cowboys are good
And the Defense is better
But this team is trash"
- The Ghost of Robert Woods

Award – Nikhil Ramesh D/ST of the Week

9. Brady 4Ever (3-7)

Owner – Parth Patel, Amit Dommeti

Last Week – #8

"I'm starting to doubt
And lose hope in the playoffs
Trending the wrong way"
- The TB12 Method

10. Chasing the Playoffs (2-8)

Owner – Vikas Molleti

Last Week – #10

"Before the playoffs
Try to win like four more games
Chance slipping away"
- Ghost of DeAndre Hopkins

Award – Deep Throat of the Week

11. Score a TD Boston (3-7)

Owner – Nikhil Ramanan

Last Week – #11

"Saquon come back please
You are this team's only hope
Win now mode active"
- Dave Gettleman aka Nikhil Ramanan

12. Gay Rights (3-7)

Owner – Arpan Bhavsar

Last Week – #12

"Carson got the start
Now consolation is sure
Make a waiver claim"
- FAAB

Award – Dumpster Fire of the Week

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